Today I Hit Myself

You read that right. Today I actually ran myself over with my own car. I don’t know why I’m not in barest blog about this because I should be. I got up this morning and went to get in my car and after I cranked it up I realize I could not find my lighter. So I hopped right on out of the car to go look for it except I didn’t put the car in park and it started going in reverse immediately. I frantically held onto the door as it went into the street and finally backed into my neighbors yard coming to a stop against a tree. In the Meantime I ammeantimeI don’t know why I’m not in barest blog about this because I should be. I got up this morning and went to get in my car and after I cranked it up I realize I could not find my lighter. So I hopped right on out of the car to go look for it except I didn’t put the car in park and it started going in reverse immediately. I frantically held onto the door as it went into the street and finally backed into my neighbors yard coming to a stop against a tree. In the meantime, I am yelling, “Oh God” over and over and over again as I am dragged along holding onto my door. Obviously, I am glad to be alive and safe. I suffered a rolled ankle and a couple of cuts and bruises. But my dignity is absolutely shattered! I know there’s got to be a video of this floating around my neighborhood right now. I hope this blog made you feel better about your own day!