About Kylie

I am a mother, wife, Real Estate Agent, and landlord. Most of all, I am sarcastic and bitter. I encourage you to take a look around my website and read my blogs whenever you’re feeling bad about your life.

You will instantly feel better because I am a mess that brings chaos everywhere I go. You’re welcome. In the words of my boss, everything I touch turns to shit.

Cartoon Kylie


Quote Bob Marley

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Silhouette of my dog, Baxter
Baxter by Kylie’s IPhone